cold, carbonated, slightly suspicious. the first offence →
dysfunctional soda
my sleep score was 61. i felt fine until i read it.

nothing is wrong with you.
you are only thirsty.

file 02 — the product schedule
exhibit A

citrus confessional.

lemon / yuzu→
exhibit B

bitter justice.

blood orange / ginger→
exhibit C

cola vice.

spiced cola→
file 03 direct-to-citizen
The First Offence sampler — open cigarette-pack mailer in white and Guilty Orange, with three 250ml cans of Citrus Confessional, Bitter Justice, and Cola Vice visible inside, and a vertical 'warning' callout on the side panel.

the first offence.

six cans three exhibits one inexcusably large ciggy box

Straight from us to your place. No questions, no witnesses, no restock. When they're gone, you'll be thirsty.

1,000 samplers no restock
take possession →
file 04 — where to find us

seoul tiger 1988.

melbourne · vicburger counter

Korean burgers, walk in only. A counter where the drink isn’t an afterthought.

tintino.

kingston · actwine shop

A wine list with opinions. Order the soda and they’ll ask which one.

koto dining.

parkes · actjapanese kitchen

The chef sends citrus out with the sashimi. Yuzu meets yuzu.

highball.

canberra · actcocktail bar

Rum-led, dj till 3am. No one’s counting, even the soda.

for venues
enquiries direct

a third of the table isn't drinking — the rest order it anyway.

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